How are those $3 mortgage inspections in Chicago working for you? Don’t be concerned about the 60 people that were shot in Chicago in the last three days. It can’t happen to you! So don’t worry! Why would you want to give up those great $3 mortgage inspections with a profit of maybe $1.50? I’m sure that all of the Mortgage Order Mills (MOMs) provide health care should you get shot and spend a week in intensive care.